pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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