New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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