So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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