Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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