dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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