Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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