problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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