Welp...herpes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Randomize
