turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
