I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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