Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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