guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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