when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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