operation harelip BJ is a go
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I need moral support for this bender
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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