Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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