quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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