Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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