So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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