I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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