i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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