i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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