I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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