Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
what day is it and did you see me today?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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