and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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