I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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