it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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