Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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