Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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