how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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