have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
