Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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