the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm just crazy horny about you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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