i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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