he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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