I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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