I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I look better un-naked...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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