belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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