the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
we should paint friendship bongs
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