Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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