I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Your penis caused this!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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