yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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