I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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