i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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