this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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