my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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