turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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