Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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