You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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