Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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