Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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